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Jason Elliot Benda's Useless Files: Advertisements

And now a word from our sponsors....

Okay, so I don't really have sponsors. Well, so what? I can pretend to have sponsors. I suppose then they can only pretend to support my page, but think about it: wouldn't it be nice if all web sites pushed their advertisers onto one side page so you didn't have to look if you didn't want to? Besides, I can change sponsors anytime I want, since none of them are under contract.

Gulf: The Official Gasoline of the New Jersey Devils. (I'm serious. Listen to a radio broadcast of a Devils game on WABC sometime; you'll hear a Gulf ad.)

Meijer: A Million Reasons, A Single Store, including stores in Lafayette, Columbus, Champaign, Springfield, Aurora, and Bolingbrook, all of which I have shopped at.
I was the first person ever to buy something at the Bolingbrook store on Opening Day, 3 August 1999; it's one of my favorite places to shop.

Magic Rub. As soon as I decided to have sponsors, I knew one of them had to be Magic Rub.
"Brought to you by...Magic Rub!" used to be a standing joke with a couple friends of mine in high school, so it's only fitting that my home page actually be brought to you by Magic Rub. It's a drafting eraser now made by Sanford Corporation of Bellwood, Illinois.

D A/V, Inc. An Audio/Visual, Multimedia, and Communications company in Las Vegas. The Operations Director is my ex-roommate, Ben Brownback.

Papa John's Pizza. A popular supplement to res hall food in my days in Urbana, now order it online!
(Just don't try to have one delivered to my house; they won't deliver this far north.).

kathicam.com!! You've seen the ads on ESPN, now go visit the site. (Yes, it's really there.) This anti-ESPN.com site is very, well, pink; specifically, it is exactly the color of this text here. There is some cute stuff there; it's a fun little diversion.

Got a bone to pick? Click the bone to mail me directly, or "HIDE ME! HIDE ME!" to let me know incognito.
Lost? Click the magic 9 ball to go back to the front page of JEBHP 9.
This page last modified 09:55 05Feb01.

	Gulf: The Official Gasoline of the New Jersey Devils. (I'm serious. Listen to a radio broadcast of a Devils game on WABC sometime; you'll hear a Gulf ad.)
	Meijer: A Million Reasons, A Single Store, including stores in Lafayette, Columbus, Champaign, Springfield, Aurora, and Bolingbrook, all of which I have shopped at. I was the first person ever to buy something at the Bolingbrook store on Opening Day, 3 August 1999; it's one of my favorite places to shop.
	Magic Rub. As soon as I decided to have sponsors, I knew one of them had to be Magic Rub. "Brought to you by...Magic Rub!" used to be a standing joke with a couple friends of mine in high school, so it's only fitting that my home page actually be brought to you by Magic Rub. It's a drafting eraser now made by Sanford Corporation of Bellwood, Illinois.
	D A/V, Inc. An Audio/Visual, Multimedia, and Communications company in Las Vegas. The Operations Director is my ex-roommate, Ben Brownback.
	Papa John's Pizza. A popular supplement to res hall food in my days in Urbana, now order it online! (Just don't try to have one delivered to my house; they won't deliver this far north.).
	kathicam.com!! You've seen the ads on ESPN, now go visit the site. (Yes, it's really there.) This anti-ESPN.com site is very, well, pink; specifically, it is exactly the color of this text here. There is some cute stuff there; it's a fun little diversion.