So what are the Useless Files? I used to have a page called "Useless Stuff" (and its companion page, "Useful Stuff"). "Useless Stuff" was a compendium of, well, useless links and such. At least they were unimportant and pointless; the idea was to put in some fun stuff. Unfortunately, many of the links on that old page have gone by the wayside (as so many old web sites do), so here's an attempt at recreating a few.