Rising above the city, blocking out the noonday sun
It dwarfs the mighty redwoods and it towers over everyone
I still remember when that delivery truck came down our block
What a lucky guy, I hear he got the last one in stock
And the neighbors are just green
They say, "That's the biggest screen we've ever seen!"

It's Frank's two-thousand-inch TV
Everybody come and see
Frank's two-thousand-inch TV
Ooh-ooh-ooh, oh-oh-oh-oh

There's Frank's remote control; you can look, but don't touch it, please
'Cause Frank's the one in charge and he decides what everybody sees
The picture's crystal clear and everything is magnified
Robert DeNiro's mole has got to be ten feet wide
Everybody in the town
Can hear those ninety thousand watts of Dolby sound
And I'm mighty proud to say
Now I can watch The Simpsons from thirty blocks away

On Frank's two-thousand-inch TV
Everybody come and see
Frank's two-thousand-inch TV
Everybody come and see

I'm gonna get one of my own real soon
It's like having a drive-in movie in your own living room
Oh, hey now, hey now, now, now, now, now
Hey now, now, now, now, hey now, now, now, now

Frank's two-thousand-inch TV
Everybody come and see--you won't believe it
Frank's two-thousand-inch TV
Everybody come and see
Frank's two-thousand-inch TV
Got a two-year warranty--on parts and labor
Frank's two-thousand-inch TV
Frank's two-thousand-inch TV